(Source: deansboytoy)

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

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okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

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lumos5001:

itistimetodisappear:

levitating-fox:

I consider Toothless to be a love expert

You could say
toothless is a good… Wingman

Wingman

(via itsdoctorfuckinwho)

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

(via superwholockchallenger)

tsuki-nekota:

"Leaving your vessel is not the aswer, stop being a baby!"

I have been procrastinating your requests guys, sorry for that…

(via novvak)

bio-digital-jazz:

608474:

Lucy (2014)

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(Source: wellmuddasick, via sunvvukong)

teamcapsicle:

Comic Con hotel e-mails are going out in alphabetical order and I’m slowly loosing my mind.

Well the good thing is then you probably didn’t get a rejection email then. We weren’t so luck. 9:02 here and still not freaking fast enough.

I don’t know how to be faster. I still need time to process stuff even if I’ve looked at it before.

We ended up booking a hotel at Mission Valley at normal rate that’s on the shuttle route.